turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

thisgingeris-sp00ky:

cinnamontoastmunch:

wanna buy some drugs


THIS MADE ME STOP MID-YAWN TO LAUGH I AM BOTH PISSED AND AMUSED

id honestly shit myself

prejaculate:

i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes.